6/3/10

[jousha]

Will it be Chad's self-acting mechanical stage backgrounds which will end the world? Or Maria's hair de-frizzing gel that gains sentience and a thirst for human blood? Or does Nate give someone a atomic fist bump? Vote and tell us why.

[buttanife]

Obviously Andrew's seventh structure, designed to be built entirely out of drum corps, will march upon the country. Our only hope is if he includes citations on how it can be defeated. We'll have to don our blue coats and fight like Spartans.

[jousha]

Ow chad. That was a brutal series of puns. You make me proud.

[jousha]

I usually abstain from my own polls but what the heck.
It's my belief that the sheer number of people Ben knows and will meet will cause a leakage in one of his brain lobe thingies, which while also causing immense pain and imminent death will somehow give him pyro and telekinesis.

[ska is undead]

Jun 4, 2010 2:21:10 GMT -5 jousha said:

I usually abstain from my own polls but what the heck.
It's my belief that the sheer number of people Ben knows and will meet will cause a leakage in one of his brain lobe thingies, which while also causing immense pain and imminent death will somehow give him pyro and telekinesis.

There is a similar theory which states that this has already happened.

[jousha]

I'm assuming that theory is based on time-space hypothesis, which by their very nature, once they are proven , instantly prove themselves false out of spite.

[missbandana]

hey, it's not de-frizzing gel. it's mousse. but it seems to be a likely cause of doom, according to this poll.